So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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