When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm sobbing to NWA
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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