Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
