i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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