i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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