i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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