If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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