We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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