I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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