Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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