I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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