Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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