I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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