I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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