no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
