bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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