i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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