Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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