I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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