You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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