You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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