sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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