Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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