i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Randomize
