i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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