That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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