No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We have so much sex to catch up on
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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