Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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