Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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