Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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