I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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