She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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