Your mouth is God's brothel.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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