Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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