I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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