so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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