i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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