i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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