the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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