I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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