should my penis look like a turkey
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My bed is full of blood and feathers
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
