1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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