hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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