I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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