You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
found the other keg... it's in the tree
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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