I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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