The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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