ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I love you.
Bad choice
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