i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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