I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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