ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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