just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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