hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize