dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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