I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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