it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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